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could you ever pee in this....for the still blur ones..it's a freaky urinal...

LOVE THIS SHOW TO BITZ!

went to play pool with bai and babes...than bai went home and i go lepak with my darling.

There are things you would regret doing or saying.But today's incident made me realise so much more..i should bloody stop complaining man..i'm bloody annoyed with myself..

OH FUCK IT!

CHANNING TATUM

super hot sia!

It seems that Catherine Zeta-Jones has topped a new list of the highest-paid product endorsing celebrities.

1 - Catherine Zeta-Jones $20m (T-Mobile)
2 - Angelina Jolie $12m (St John)
3 - Nicole Kidman $12m (Chanel No 5)
4 - Jessica Simpson $7.5m (Guthy-Renker)
5 - Gwyneth Paltrow $6m (Estee Lauder)
6 - Charlize Theron $6m (Dior)
7 - Julia Roberts $6m (Gianfranco Ferre)
8 - Brad Pitt $5m (Heineken)9 - Scarlett Johansson $5m (L'Oreal)
10 - Penelope Cruz $5m (L'Oreal)

OH MY GOD!

O.k so wads happening in my life rite now .....

my damn eye-sight getting all blurry..and my menses playing punk with me..it sucks when ur tummy gets a little bloated during a period..and i was a moody bitch this past few days

went with my babes swimming again yesterday after last tues and when we are about done,it rain like fuck..the water droplets felt like refrigerated pebbles..i went swimming cause my menses was playing peek-a-boo with me..bitch menses!ok so after that went to some hp shop at bedok than my darls passed his memory card to some dude whose gonna help him download games..hmm so like all boys,attention would be given to all his games for awhile.i'm ok with it cause when he meets me i'm taking that phone and i'm playing with it.tit for tat.so after that we were on the way back to pasir ris in bus 17.and i almost punched the girl sitting in front of us..i was a moody bitch and she was shaking the chair like she was fucking it,she talked for the whole 40 min bus ride,and god if she whispered it would be ok but she was indian and not that i'm racist but u know when they speak tamil at full speed and ur having a headache,it SUCKS! she talked like as if she swallowed a mike and talking in a loud hailer thru a speaker..and talked like a rapper about to die.ouh and she had a friend somewhere behind and well ALL THE SHOUTING BEGAN.
So thank god bai called and wanted to lepak at downtown east,we went there met him lepak..and he irritated me to the core.so a massive explosion almost occur but my baby told him to not push his luck,but i kinda felt bad so i chilled out and we started to joke ..

kzzzzz so he was boring us so we chaowed early and we sat at our spot and talk shit till the sunset and the sky became dark and he sent me home..but along the way we saw my mum in front ..so we made a quick smooch and hugz and i sprinted for her..

so reach home safely..and than i had a very bad sleep..i felt super hyper and i slept at 6a.m and woke up at 9 a.m this morning

woke my baby cause he wanted to take his memory card from the hp shop in bedok.But the guy ask him to come at night or evening around 5 + ...so he came to meet me...so we lepak at some block and played taiti and we played chess in my hp ..i freaking lost..well its only the second time i play it anyways,so i'm slowly learning..and my darling still trying to beat my score at some game in my hp which is 47ooo+.DARLING TRY HARDER! so we seperated early he got to get his arse at bedok to get his mmc...

i'm ok at least its just games ,nothing to be jealous about ..unless it's girls...HMMMM..do you know how much you control your guy?(if u do)do you know how jealous you can get with him around?how far would you go to show him the pissy side of you?
Well unfortunately for my dear Shaiful i'm a super duper bloody jealous girlfriend..i can't help it..The fact is its scary wad a female would do to just split a couple up,they would do anything.so got to handcuff my baby untill he goes to NS.girls can cast many many many many evil eyes!And i would kill for my man unless he leaves me by his own choice ..and mind you that's not call desperate or obsessed..put yourself in that position ,both of you crazy in love and this bitch comes along and flirts with your man,but he honestly can't be bothered with that bitch..(a)would you ignore (b)glare at her (c)smile at her (d)smash her to bitss........................don't you think choice (d)is most appealing....

OK and maybe watching soccer tonight at 2.45 a.m...i'm betting with my babes..he says 1-0 i say 1-1 draw...but we both say overall AC milan won't win...wad we betting on...
a pack of smokes
movie ticks
botak for him or steam my hair
i've got till 2.45 a.m to think...any ideas

ok sat and sun going to MALAYSIA!cousins wedding...boring....

i yearn to cuddle up with my honey and catch some zZzZz RITE NOW! miss you baby..

as for the 24th of April i totally forgot wad i did ..all i remembered was the RAIN OUH THE RAIN RAIN RAIN..making me have many headaches!

HMMMMMMMMMMM......wad a day.....

first thing i would like to express my undying hate for "my father"....
he is a plain fucker!who is so damn bloody lame and he think he is so god damn smart when he actually talks thru his butthole!

ok nextttttttttttt......

when to tanjong katong complex with my mum,the asshole,my sister,busu and my cousin (only one little brat)..went to shop for a nice formal top for my older cousin in malaysia's wedding next weekend! both sat and sun...i'm getting real moody this days,menses coming i thing......ok so after going there and got a top thats pink and black..than took a cab to tamp..left my parents than went to eat fish and chips with my sister than she went to bernard her darling house to dye hair than i went to meet my dearest back in paris....

so met my angel and so went to downtown east after smoking like hell letting of steam...i would skip the detail of parents vs 2 sisters! went to mcdonalds and sat with my love than he ate mc since i ate already.than we had a heart to heart talk..it was so so so so nice...we talked about the whole 5 years and it was so sweet and mushy.But the bond between us just grew...and i just love and appreciate him more...He is the best out of all my previous boyfriends... others wud just go for the boops first than the talk !WTF! so it was something very sentimental and touchy ..i never felt like this before...

Well thats one true love..and we had feelings from 5 years ago but for the first 4 years when i had a stead he was single and when i was single he had someone else...never will 19 november 2005 happen again..we stead exactly at midnight live...so sweet how he ask and god he was so nervous and serious i felt like laughing.NO I'M NOT THAT MEAN.well when he waited for his answer all i did was kiss him and said "does that answer your question"...AND i could have sworn i slept smiling cause my cheeks and jaws were so cramped up hahaha.But because i knew him that long going in a relationship was a breeze,smooth..there was always a silent understanding and every problem is easily talked out.good friends than a good relationship.It's a dream come true.

but no relationship is perfect.like your body to keep in shape you got to have a balance diet and exercise.well its the same in a relationship.don't you think?

male!

some guys are so good at being an asshole..u can't even fine the differences!

dear sha sha that abu is a plain bitch..he can cry like a freaking swine for all i care.but he is a god damn drama queen..how can he say he don't have feelings for you and cry like a bitch just to thug at your heart ..and than wad make you feel like shit!

wads his motive.. girl you go pick yourself up and get yourself a hot 2 legged walking chocolate fudge..and make him eat his two eyeballs and his 2 small brains between his legs..you could get a guy who is more experience,more smart,more loved,more hot that everytime you see him u get orgasms..

IN FACT YOU DON'T NEED A MAN...wad u need is a vibrator!yup!yup!yup! a non living thing will not break up with you ,hurt ur feelings,say mean things,bitch about you,make you pregnant and be irresponsible ....
SEEEEEEE!but if you really need one get a real freaking old rich fucker who is gonna die and whoose dick can't stand.....

OK ENUF OF BEING SADISTICCCCC!

went downtown east to play pool lepak at mcdonald..but before that went to the clinic with my sister who has a high fever and ya i had to put cold wet towel on her forehead since 4.30 am to 7 in the morning..tired man...39.1 degrees..god super duper high and her tonsils swollen and all..ya $50 was spent on shopping at the CLINIC! ya had to do many many chores...

and i also found a lady in me..i love to cook breakfast for my baby..even though its as pathetic as scrambled eggs..or making a sandwich remixxx..and wad i did for my sister was so MUMMY!wonder if i'll be a good mum!ok small little brats are super irritating when their parents allow them to be that way..the screaming and wailing and the first 2 words will be "I WANT....................".if its my child i would say "WTF.CAN YOU SHUT UP" and my children will be plotting my death every minute....hahahahahah i'm crazyyyyyyyyyyyyy..no of coz i wouldn't do that..would i? who cares i always wanted to adopt to actually...

why sometimes adopting is better?
1:make a difference in a persons life
2:every child should have a parent as a role modal
3:they didn't put themselves in that position
4:why make more little brats when you can just mould an adopted baby the same way

why they prefer their own children?
1:ur blood running thru their veins
2:an extra ring that binds u with ur husband
3:u already had to many sex on ur wedding night and the nxt thing you know,theirs a baby in ur oven.
4:the thrill of giving birth and breast feeding...

I'M NOT GREEDY!BUT I WANT BOTH IF I HAVE THE MONEY TO SUPPORT THE CHILDREN!

thats all for today..just today!

sorry people!

Sorry for not updating i was on a very long holiday in my room...

God !didn't know u people read my blog..darn i thought its so damn fucking lame...

Well so..wads happen in my life..is my 5th month anniversary yesterday!great we went swimming..hmmmm this month felt super fast,it felt like 2 weeks..and went early to the pool and its so empty u could swim naked sial..only if u dun mind the stupid old lazy lifeguards doing nothing...

today just lepak lepak,play cards and enjoy my babes...got to spend super a lot of time with him before he go NS!mati sial he go NS!

fucking cannot wait for school...bloody bored not using my brain..ya and i retired from teaching those bloody brats..THANK GOD!yes my cousins are tiny little rats in a drain..freakin irritating...So my dear little family had a family gathering on good friday and the following day..THEY are worst than batteries man.their energy level are super high...so ask them put up a play for me,they did anak metropolitan and they did some stupid shit i forgot wad...than play this thing like "whose line is it anyway" (i tink) passing this small pillow around and make a prop out of it..so i used it as an ass duping to "check on it" by beyonce...freaking stoopid sia..than read them some fairy tale story from grimlyns so it was not like the usual ,the story lines are all different and evergreen..

so they finally got out of the damn house...and i'm hooked to juanes song la camisa negra..hips don't lie ..and be without you...Favourite giler sia..got bloody o's only got me to laselle so i'm starting in july..and i'm still a free bird..and i'm hooked to playing the sims in my babes hp..he dosen't play it but i do haha he had to change to n-gaged cause of ns...but gerek ar...Oh and my 6610i died so i'm using my dads samsung like fucking bulky sia but at least better la...anyway tip top condition so it looks brand new..dunno wad bloody model lar..

i may be getting w810i soon..my mum bought me Escada perfume,so damn nice can steam alone sia smell...ewwwww just kidding!saw my jr just now SAMANTHA preety babe say my hair rock hahaha but one classmate say i look like soraya!no offence BUT WHAT THE HELLLL! forget it ....soraya is smaller and shorter ...and i'm fleshier and taller..potek sia!blind vomits* k nvr mind so that poor boy had to wait 4 and a half hours for the hair .it was at raffles place $225 including highlights...my ass so flat become flatter sia..cause the woman say must longer cause my hair super VIRGIN!hahahaa funny siak!my aunty some law firm sectary so she intro me her hairdresser...not bad lar..
so its been a preety glorious 5th months..wadever that means..i'm like tired but u people read so i appreciate it loads and i'll now update regularlllly...ones a term or semester or a week...see how lah kzzzzzz

Wad happen to soraya blog man!hahaha the spiciest blog i read..the mild one would be aruna yogendiran's hhahaahah sorry babe had the urge..can't bully u live,so blog oso can rite..heehee chill babes...

i tink i lost weight lar...i had a mango for breakfast and had chicken wrap and little fish tingys at old chang kee....so i shud be loosing weight...going Malaysia next weekend my cousins wedding and he is only 23 years old and the girl 20 so fucking young..my mother say cause he too horny thats why..wadever ..but means i can claim hari raya $ if go malaysia and i dun give a damn...and i'm gonna eat chewing gum till my teeth fall out...

Been playing xbox at downtowneast nice environment and cheap...for ppl who dun have xbox..fifa 2006 fun sial..can shout the whole way..so wad if its soccer and i'm a girl...i happen to love soccer and when i lepak with some seashell boys..was called that cause they hang near seashell park so i was their goal keeper...

My sister modelling a lot sia got training plus one whole week she is booked to model for all this tai tai's...wish i had her body...i'm working on it....but i hv the boops and she got a little more ass.. i tink we sisters fats genes(if theirs such thing)UNEVENLY SPREAD!parents fault hahaah why my mother never marry caucasian at least got blue or green or grey eyes..or a negro at least i'll have afro hair natural can do braids and cornrolls and dreadlock or wad..I wanna be rasta but i feel like being gothic sometimes some mysterious sadistic people...

i have just summarised my whole month that i miss typing in this place !

thanks people for reading!miss u pips from lyss...feel like bitingur head off.....I'M LAME rite?...bored bored...gonna catch some zZZZZZZ they say proper sleep can affect weight so i'm gonna sllep at least it burns more calories than watching tv...and the only fats i'm burning is in my fingers..i tink...if theirs such things..BUT they dun look like sausages so i take it back