Ok kiwakkkk!!!Go back to loyang was like freakin boring!!!

Kwang kwang kwang!

k nevermind....wad to do..like that lah..ok see how bout comittment!got many ready,family,my baby,school...

WOWWW!i love laselle..my passion,ya i know u can't go anywhere much with a theatre arts diploma/degree....but at least i would do my best at something i love...boyfriend's been supportive..But still scared cause he is in NS...but nvm....

HAPPY BELATED 8 MONTHS TO MEEEE!

hmmm yes even after constant complains..he is wonderful....amazing....dun wanna bore so many with my constant rambling about my relationship..

Went to play POOL at grand link almost 3 hours ...and i realise i play damn well with an mp3 in my earsssss.....interesting,maybe cause no distraction..

My sister birthaday was cool we went to eat at seoul garden and than we played pool at Downtown....surprise surprise...yes my mum my dad my sister and me...eh paisei la but after awhile...Fun sia...My mum with her tudung..wahliao..buttttt she never play k..And she was saying girls play pool very vulgar cause the butts in the air...OH PLEASEEEEEE!so i asked if i looked vulgar but she added *unless ur using a short shirt and if i can see ur ass crack wakakakaka!

WAD CRAPPPPPPPP!

French discussion on computer gender!
La or Le?

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English,nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" is feminine - "la maison.
""Pencil" is masculine - "le crayon."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split theclass into two groups male and female - and asked them to decide forthemselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of thefeminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible laterreview.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, youfind yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computersshould be masculine ("le computer") because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves!
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have got a better model. ....

who won...like duh...
The women won.

Kanina!fucking parents all acting smart....wtf!

excuse how i run MY cat is non of ur business..u can't take care of cats for nuts and ur talking as if "OH MY GOD I TOTAALLLY KNOW ALL ABOUT CATS" like a bimbo* like shut up already!

dun piss me man..........for fucks sake!

i'm already fucking stressed up!i wish i could just point a finger at someone and they would just blow up!

argh ok so matt from laselle call and their would be a workshop on movements...and yeah i'm going,mon-wed 9-1 and thurs day its 9-1 and continue 2-4 and fridays my orientation from 11-5.wowwy i tink i'm starting school earlier than expected!

something funny to share...

Primary 3 questions?

A Primary School teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the Primary 1. My sister is in Primary 3 and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary 3 too!"

The teacher took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the Primary 1, and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in.
The conditions were explained, and Harry agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a Primary 1 student should not know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to Primary 3.The teacher says to the principal, "May I ask him some tougher questions?"The principal and Harry both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two?"
Harry: "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"(Theprincipal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Harry: "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."

Teacher: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, and it is hairy, oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
Harry: "Coconut."

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum."

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he>could stop the answer...)
Harry: "Shake hands."

Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"

Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do." Who am I?Harry: "A Tent."

Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.The best man always has me first." What am I? (Principal was looking restless and a bit tense)
Harry: "A Wedding Ring."

Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, I feel good." What am I?
Harry: "A Nose."

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."What am I?
Harry: "An Arrow."

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put this ass in Primary 6! I got the last 10 questions all wrong myself."

p.s so did u get the answer right?

You scored as artsy goth. you are the artsy type. you love the arts, and you spend your free time drawing, writing etc. artsy goth 90% dark goth 90% sad goth 80% misunderstood goth 70% wut type of goth are u? created with QuizFarm.com

I'm pissed...

but after cycling for an hour and walking in the rain after that.....God i feeel soooo wonderful....i feel so close to nature away from humans that are so good at hurting me inside out....

Now all i need is for eat to rain and for me to just cuddle up in my blanket and continue reading my half way book...

I wanna pamper myself cause a man is so bad at making me feel good about myself.sometimes i wonder wads the use of them on this damn circled earth...

Go read Jane Green's book..she is so cute and funny.....

I'm reading her second book the tittles Life Swap..it's a good read...

Went out today and ccc thanks for the Bk...so fun like the good old days in Sec sch....Miss my darls...any ideas on wad i shud get him...i wanna get him something....

plz tag me if u have any ideas on wad to buy for my baby thanks..(not the cat ,the boyfwen)

love u pips thanks

The Wooden Bowl A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter - in - law, and four year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter in law became irritated with the mess. “We must do something about Grandfather,” said the son. “I have had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.” So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner.

There, Grandfather sat & ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner together. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was always served in a wooden bowl. When the child glanced in Grandfather's direction, he saw that sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.The four year old watched it all in silence. One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor. He asked the child sweetly, “What are you making?” Just as sweetly, the boy responded, “Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food when I grow up.” The four year old smiled and went back to work.

The words so struck the parents that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done. That evening the husband took Grandfather's hand and gently led him back to the family table. For the remainder of his days he ate every meal with the family. And for some reason, neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped,
milk spilled, or the tablecloth got soiled. Children are remarkably perceptive. Their eyes ever observe, their ears ever listen, and their minds ever process the messages they absorb. If they see us patiently provide a happy home atmosphere for family members, they will imitate that attitude for the rest of their lives. The wise parent realises that every day the building blocks are being laid for the child's future. Let's be wise builders and role models.
~ Author Anonymous

Oh man wad a wedding!!!!!!!!!wowwww!!!

10 million ...That wouldn't be even enough if i sold everything i mean SERIOUSLY everything i have from clothes to the single thread on my panties....

Wow they 2 seem a perfect couple and she would be the one and only daughter in her in laws household,heavans she is gonna be so doted on...

What a life..May they have a happy marriage and no evil eyes be cast on them.So sweet!
Wish i could be married like that.Envied by many.dreams of so many...

I'm gonna save from today onwards..i'd rather live like a beggar now and have a lavish life later man.No more ciggies..I don't expect my wedding to be like that cause i don't have families around the world,thank god hahahaha

BUT I PROMISE YOU NOW I WON'T GET MARRIED UNDER A BLOCK OF FLATS,IF I DO AND I INVITE YOU PLZ REMIND ME TO HAVE A MISERABLE TIME ON MY WEDDING HAHAHAHAHAH
and those man who insist on marrying me under a block of flat can go marry the public phone below...

Yes i have standards cause a wedding is like once in every lifetime..and wad if in one lifetime u stay single.God! But if i stay single tooo...WHY NOT?i'll be shopping only at paragon in Singapore..NO More Giordano,Bossini,Mango,Esprit!!!WOOOHOOO it's all GUCCI,D&G,CHANEL,YVES SAINT LAURENT,GUESS,SALVATORE FERRAGAMO,BVLGARI ,KENZO,BURBERRY,PRADA,LOUIS VUITTON,SWAROVSKI,TOD'S,HERMES,GIORGIA ARMANI,EMPORIO ARMANI,CALVIN KLEIN,ED HARDY,TRUE RELIGION,POLO RALPH LAUREN,GIVENCHY,CELINE,DIOR,TIFFANY AND CO,VICTORIA SECRETS,LEVIS,DONNA KARAN NEW YORK(DKNY),ANNA SUI,FENDI.........................and to many many moreeeeeee

Damn wouldn't that be cool hahahha..Dreams dreams dreams.........

Shit i'm in a mushy moodd....and i miss u shaiful bahri.......
so damn fucking a lot!

Just came back from the chalet...and i'm burnt man!i feel like a lobster!!!!

o.k so nothing important to talk about at a chalet just the normal stuff...like duh!

so i've been tagged by soraya and now i got to talk about 6 wierd fact/things/habit about myself...

1)I'm a messy sleeper...i kick-box and silat while sleeping.
2)I'm very extremely vengeful and i'm a sadist most of the times.
3)I'm not easily scared..especially by "supposedly" ghosts..eg pontianak
4)I can cry easily by damn sudden loud sound...
5)I have never woke up on my own bed,in my own home;the morning of hari raya for the past 16 years!!
6)I'm Indian..............(i don't know about you,but people always find this a shocking fact about me)